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Umm, hmmm…..uhhh ok. Yeah. You know what, I’ll let you guys comment. However, this better be his last attempt at any rapping. I wonder what Mr. Slime Flu has to say about this. Really tho? Shawty Mane?

#ItsDecent

PREVIOUSLY: VIDEO: Vado Buys Slime Flu In NYC

And here it is. Fashionably late, but hilarious to say the least.

PREVIOUSLY: LeBron Is Gone (Spoof) | Tim Westwood (Spoof) | Hip Hop Dishonors | Run This Town | I’m Sorry, Taylor (Spoof) | Best I Ever Had (Spoof)

VIDEO: Kid Fury – Furious Thoughts Vol. 6

Didn’t I tell you Kid Fury would be back around these parts? This time Mr. Fury distributes his thoughts on the following: Four Loko, understanding what you when you have a fast food craving, Bishop Eddie Long, “Specific”, Keri Hilson’s new single “Breaking Point”, society’s addiction to Astrology, women in high heel shoes, the wonderful concept behind missing someone, and standing up for yourself the correct way. Gotta love this kid.

RESPECT: KidFury

PREVIOUSLY: Furious Thoughts Vol.1 | Furious Thoughts Vol.2 | Furious Thoughts Vol.3 | Furious Thoughts Vol. 4 | Furious Thoughts Vol. 5

This entire situation really doesn’t make any sense. It all stemmed from last night’s leak of the feature-heavy “So Appalled” where Hov rapped the lines, “Hammer went broke, so you know I’m more focused / I lost 30 mill, so I spent another 30 / ’cause unlike Hammer, 30 mill can’t hurt me.” It seemed like the truth got to Hammer quite quickly because he went to Twitter to respond to the line by calling Jay-Z #HellBoy (how original) and that the answer to Jay will arrive on Oct. 31. What a shameless plug.

If timing couldn’t have been any more appropriate, AllHipHop just put up a new interview with MC Hammer (which we’re sure was recorded a while back) where he talks about respecting Jay-Z and his whole “Death of Auto-Tune” movement. We’ll just go ahead and issue you your L and forget that this even happened by tomorrow. The truth hurts doesn’t it, Stanley?

VIDEO: BRITTANY DAILEY X ESTEVAN ORIOL X TITS

BRITTANY DAILEY X ESTEVAN ORIOL X TITS from Estevan Oriol on Vimeo.

This is what happens when Kanye West waits till Saturday to release a GOOD Friday track.

Yeah, that’s shorty from Chris’ “Dueces” video. LORD LORD LORD!!!!

#YouHeardThatNewAfterDark

SPOTTED: JL

VIDEO: The Kid Fury Review: VMA 2010

My new favorite vlogger Kid Fury locks in to give us his TRUE thoughts on the 2010 VMA’s. From Nicki Minaj’s pre-show performance to Florence & The Machine being deemed as the best performance of the night because of their originality to Taylor Swift milking the victim role to Ciara milking her “matrix” move to Kanye closing out the show flawlessly, Kid Fury holds no punches this go around. Expect to see more of Kid Fury around these parts.

The Furious Awards coming soon!

RESPECT: KidFury

Here some candid footage of Valerie & yours truly getting ready for JumpOff TV’s Friday Hip-Hop Report. Nothing special but a bunch of jokes, bloopers and random conversations.

RESPECT: JOTV

PREVIOUSLY: VIDEO: JumpOff TV: The Friday Hip-Hop Report

Ne-Yo stopped by Chelsea Lately to talk about becoming a father and of course Ms. Handler had to stir things up a bit with her commentary. Beef with Usher? Of course it would be on Twitter lol.

Ne-Yo’s Libra Scale drops October 19th

SPOTTED: 2DB

PREVIOUSLY: VIDEO: Ne-Yo Takes On Club Play In Miami

I would give ANYTHING to have Chelsea Handler mentor me. Anyway, with the VMA’s coming up in about two weeks, it’s only right Ms. Handler soundoff on the nominees, presenters and performers.

In the clip above, Chelsea chats with MTV’s Jim Cantiello to discuss this years, as she puts it, “hippty-hop” nominees. Of course the conversation veers into a sexual lane where Chelsea details her inner most sexual desires involving Swizz Beatz. Don’t worry Alicia, Chelsea comes in peace lol. And after the jump, Chelsea has some choice words for Justin Bieber as well.

SPOTTED: MTV

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